daddyslilheaven:

taboo-roomservice:

daddyslilheaven:

taboo-roomservice:

Dying. 

I have seen people sugaring/escorting that honestly act like this should be my response to that question.

And every time I think of Jimmy Fallon’s “ew” segments. 

But in all honesty I don’t mind anal…it just requires patience men don’t seem to have very often.

I have never been in the service, but I do understand about men not having patience. They act like it is the damn holy grail. Most don’t realize that us women have to be really comfortable with someone before we let them do the “unforgivable”. Lol!

So accurate! They have patience until if feels good for them, and then you’re dealing with an energizer bunny humping your backside. 

I swear to god I feel like I have to fart (but can’t) for a full 72 hours after anal.  Is that just me? 

It’s not just you. Believe me. If I was constipated before anal, I sure as hell ain’t after! Lol!

(Source: cyberho)

(Source: foie, via sherman-chaos)

monobeartheater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around

(via mushroooms)

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

(Source: birdsfear, via 10knotes)

celestial-samurai:

kamariesson:

squalointhecut:

One of the rawest things to ever happen in a music video.
HISTORICAL

Almost ruined his career in the process lol

TIPDRILL

celestial-samurai:

kamariesson:

squalointhecut:

One of the rawest things to ever happen in a music video.

HISTORICAL

Almost ruined his career in the process lol

TIPDRILL

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via mydarlingrida)

varg-fucking-vikernes:

elementofrevenge:

Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.

Ozzy is a national treasure

(via talksweeet)